The five year old wanted to make Christmas art to hang on our front door. So I got her paints, construction paper, etc. and she got to work. She made a tree, she made santa on his sled, made a bunch of wrapped gifts...and then she was making this cylindrical roll of paper.
"What are you making?" I inquired.
"A burrito."
"A wha? For christmas?"
"Oh course! We always have burritos on Christmas!"
"Um...no. No we don't."
"We always have burritos for christmas!"
"Er...ok then."
I have no idea where this burrito christmas thing came from. I'll add it to the list of weird things my kid thinks is true, like how she thinks she can speak Chinese.